The 10 commandments of bingo!

BingoChris · #1 (**permalink**) 08-04-2008, 12:11 PM

Found this made me laugh!

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1. Thou shall not sit in thy neighbors lucky seat.
2. Thou shall not stare at thy neighbors card.
3. Thou shall not take the Callers name in vain.
4. Thou shall not call false "Bingo".
5. Thou shall not wish bad luck on thy neighbor.
6. Thou shall not threaten to kill the "Caller".
7. Thou shall not steal thy husband's money for Bingo.
8. Thou shall not brag about how much thou hast won.
9. Thou shall not whine about how much thou hast lost.
10. Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's winnings.

The 10 commandments of Bingo - Playing Bingo

#2 (**permalink**) 08-04-2008, 02:36 PM

Finally, the bingo gods have spoken. They need to post this at my local bingo hall...some of the people there could use the guidance! Thanks for the post. I am a follower of all of them except the 7th commandment...hehe

jennyw · #3 (**permalink**) 08-06-2008, 12:08 PM

there always one drunk who falsely calls out bingo ... funny a couple of times but not when they do it every round!!!lol

#4 (**permalink**) 08-08-2008, 08:54 AM

Id live to covet my neighbour

cristyt · #5 (**permalink**) 08-11-2008, 04:38 PM

Bet you would

C

BingoChris · #6 (**permalink**) 08-13-2008, 11:23 AM

Glad you all liked it

#7 (**permalink**) 08-14-2008, 12:13 PM

Id also live to covet simon cowell. as per my post abotu Xfactor

BingoNBingo · #8 (**permalink**) 05-17-2010, 02:46 PM

Where is Moses? The great bingo god has spoken. Therefore you shall follow these commandments to have a happy Bingo life.

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